The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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