Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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