That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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