you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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