Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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