so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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