Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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