But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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