I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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