Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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