belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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