So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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