Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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