do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You can't motorboat a personality
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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