Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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