You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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