What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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