"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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