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(918): View more from Oklahoma

you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Woah.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

that's not how you spell hell yes.

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(925): View more from California

make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.

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(630): View more from Illinois

he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks

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(231): View more from Michigan

i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget

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(975): View more from Missouri

At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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(904): View more from Florida

The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo

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(706): View more from Georgia

i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.

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