The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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