Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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