Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
