whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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