So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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