life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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