wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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