so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
