remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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