i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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