Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Let's get the cat blown out
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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