at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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