Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
