You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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