Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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