You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
