And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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