I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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