So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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