if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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