Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
my poor anus
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
