Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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