Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
