Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
