Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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