Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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