At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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