So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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