So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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