if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My life is pants optional.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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