i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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