Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he shaved USA in his pubs
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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