Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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