I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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