i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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